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#1 PHA

 

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 02:56 PM

That clunk, plop feeling.

It’s been one of those weeks.

On Tuesday, I was sandwiched between a step ladder and a wall holding an, up high, paint brush while emulsion dribbled down my face.

On Wednesday, I drove to B&Q in Dundee (30 mile round trip), spent 10 minutes trying to find a basket, went demented trying to find my shopping and arrived at the checkout feeling a bit on the psychotic side. Half through ringing my items through, the fire alarm went. “You’ll have to leave your items just now,” she’d said , “until the fire alarm is over.” Faced with an indeterminate wait until the fire alarm was over, I’d driven home, ‘shoppingless’. If I’d had a cat, when I got home, I would’ve kicked it… twice.

On Friday, back to painting in the lobby – big tub of paint behind the door, more paint on my clothes than on the wall, my leg cramping, me swearing. Then it happened. Clunk – the letter box opened, plop - the letter dropped...

First ever magnolia coloured bill I’ve ever got from BT.

It was one of those weeks. :D

John

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 06:22 PM

:D Well John, what song had the lyric  " f It wern't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all"

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 08:06 PM

:facepalm: :gaah: rofl rofl Sorry to laugh John but that's feckin hilarous. Posted Image

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 09:04 PM

Feckin brilliant John, tears not paint streamin doon ma face rofl rofl rofl :Doh:

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 10:38 PM

Can I interest you in some Lucky White Heather sir ?   rofl

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 08:46 PM

Dear Johnny Magnolia, thank feck I'm no a pussycat.


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Posted 22 February 2012 - 02:03 PM

I broke the lavvie seat whilst painting the bathroom this morning.

It'll be bum on cold porcelain for the next couple o' days. :(

John

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 02:08 PM

Sounds like yer home improvements are going down the pan. (sorry pish poor that one, wiz gonne say something aboout pittin yer crack oan the crack but maist folk widnae git the crac)

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 05:35 PM

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I broke the lavvie seat whilst painting the bathroom this morning.

Oh!! Ye'll be needin' a plumber then?? :Whistle:


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Posted 22 February 2012 - 05:38 PM

its a trick Boo, he needs a decorator :D

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 05:41 PM

I need salvation! :D

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 05:45 PM

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I need salvation!
Through The Flying Spaghetti Monster??


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Posted 22 February 2012 - 05:47 PM

View PostUncleboo, on 22 February 2012 - 05:45 PM, said:

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I need salvation!
Through The Flying Spaghetti Monster??


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Ah! Of course!! Hope is restored.

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 05:59 PM

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Hope is restored.
Restored by a deity created mostly of durum wheat??

Bertie Bonkers


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